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World'southward Funniest Joke

Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for assistance.

He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down", the operator says, "I tin help yous. Merely first, we demand to make sure he's dead."

The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.

"Ok", says the hunter, "now what?"

Co-ordinate to Richard Wiseman, of the Academy of Hertfordshire, that is the funniest joke ever told. How does he know? In 2002, he conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the globe, too as the funniest jokes from several countries effectually the globe.

For his experiment, chosen LaughLab, he created a website. People from all over the earth were asked to submit their favorite jokes, and rate jokes that had been submitted by others. Out of more than ten chiliad submitted jokes, the dead hunter joke appealed to the widest demographic. Personally, I find information technology sort of funny, but it's not my favorite joke. Then again, can you actually argue with science?

And then what is the second funniest joke e'er told? According to Wiseman, it goes like this:

What is the funniest joke ever told?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping ground trip. Subsequently a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and become to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

'Watson, expect up at the heaven and tell me what y'all see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what exercise you deduce from that?"

After thinking for a moment, Watson replies:

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I find that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the fourth dimension is approximately a quarter by three.

"Meteorologically, I doubtable that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I tin see that God is all powerful and that we are a pocket-sized and insignificant function of the universe. What does information technology tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Jokes From Around The World

According to Wiseman's study, the funniest joke in America is almost marriage: Two friends are playing golf one mean solar day at their local golf course. One of the guys is almost to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the form. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years."

Hither is the funniest joke to come up out of Canada. It pokes fun at American ingenuity:  When NASA kickoff started sending up astronauts, they chop-chop discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in aught gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including drinking glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians, on the other manus, used a pencil.

And in the UK, it was an ugly babe joke, that took the prize: A adult female gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've e'er seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the jitney and sits down, fuming. She says to a human being next to her: "The driver but insulted me!" The man says: "Y'all go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll concord your monkey for you lot."

The Funniest Joke Always Told

One Of My Favorites

One of my personal favorites, is an all too true commentary on the institution of marriage: A couple is lying in bed, on their 20th nuptials ceremony. The woman suddenly feels her hubby touching her in ways that he hadn't washed in years. He started at her cervix, and slowly traced a line downwardly, past the modest of her back. He caressed one shoulder, so the other, and continued down beyond her breasts, stopping just below her navel.

Next, he placed his paw on her left inner arm, and caressed down her side, stopping at her hip. He started over again on her right side, then brushed gently beyond her buttocks, and down her leg. As his hand was making its mode up the inside of her left leg, he abruptly stopped and rolled over.

She had get very aroused past all of this attention, and asked in a loving voice, "That was astonishing, darling. Why did you cease?"

He cleared his throat, looked at her and said "Found the remote."

Do you know a funnier joke? Feel free to leave it in the comment section below. You lot might have the earth's funniest joke, and non fifty-fifty know it.

The Logician from then to now on on December 17, 2015:

Well washed, not but funny only enlightening! I have one question though. When I put a joke in my hub page once information technology was flagged for duplication - how did yous become effectually that or did you but reword the jokes so they didn't duplicate what is already on the internet? Cheers

PADDYBOY60 from Centreville Michigan on May 27, 2013:

I love to laugh, and laugh I did! Thanks.

DERPHOLE on May fifteen, 2013:

Funny and imgunna steal someothese (with citations)

vsfino@aol.com on November 25, 2012:

If any one tin remember the joke that Flip Wilson told almost the rich man who returned home to exist told past the groundskeeper there that the horse died.It died in the fire that burned downwardly the befouled.It was started from the sparks from the roof of the firm etc.,Please tell me how to find information technology. Cheers

Salini from India on Nov 08, 2012:

I loved your article, and like about others, Sherlock and Watson joke had me rolling on my stomach! voted

erer on May fifteen, 2012:

errereer

jokeking on Apr 04, 2012:

my buttcheeks hurt

abbie mcghie on March 03, 2012:

how tour this

I went to the zoo one 24-hour interval but in that location was only one dog in it

it was a shitzu

Ankush Kohli from Bharat on December 28, 2011:

Corking jokes guys. Loved the Owen's most.

1000000000 funniest yo mama jokes ever on Nov 12, 2011:

Nice jokes human

Me on October 18, 2011:

at that place where 2 hunters, ane of them says "fire here u will hear a cool echo", he fires,but he doesn't hear anything.they go onwards and the starting time guy says "burn here u will hear a absurd repeat", he fires simply he doesn't hear anything. they walk a lilliputian bit more than and the first guy says "fire here u will hear a absurd echo, i swear" then the other guy sais "i can't i ran out of arrows"

glassvisage from Northern California on July 05, 2011:

Simple and yet just what I was looking for.

Best Jokes on May 17, 2011:

Enjoyed reading lovely jokes hither...

Cynthia from N Myrtle Beach, SC on May 03, 2011:

Very funny!!!

Ninjaz on February twenty, 2011:

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead had been stuck on an Island together for more than vi months. The Redhead found a lamp with a genie. The genie said to them, "I will give you lot each one wish." The Brunette pushed ahead of the other girls in a great hurry. "I Desire TO Go HOME!!!" She cried. The Genie poofed her home. "I WANT TO GO Dwelling As well!!!" Cried the Redhead. Then she was also poofed home. The Blonde was the only one left. The Genie asks her what her wish is. The Blonde, with a depressed look on her face, looks across the vast isle and says in a rather deplorable and cracked vox, "This identify is lonely without my friends. I wish they were here with me!"

LeeAnn123 on February 16, 2011:

RoflRoflRofl. Thanks for the good express mirth!

Darral on February 07, 2011:

At the University of Saskatoon, saskachewan,Canada, the Vetenarian Institute was having its terminal exam,,using the carcass of a dead cow. The Head Vet entered the auditorium wearing his white glaze and proceeded to remove the blanket covering the dead cow, he said there are 2 things that you need to become a skilful vet... #1 is that yous cannot be disgusted at the sight of a dead beast, the Vet continued,he took his finger and incerted it in the cows rectum,He removed his finger and put information technology in His oral fissure and slowly sucked on His finger while removing it, the students where all making moans and groans and gagging and heaving and making nauseous sounds,talking among themselves at how sickingit was,

finaly the Vet said, now i would like each and everyone of you to practice the same, with bully hesitation they each began to echo what the Vet had washed,some got sick, and threw up and turned stake,others felt faint.. At present THE VET SAID.. THE Second Nearly Of import Thing Y'all NEED TO DO TO BE A GOOD VET,,WHEN I STUCK MY FINGER INTO THE COWS Ass, I STUCK MY MIDDLE FINGER, AND SUCKED ON MY INDEX FINGER...You NEED TO PAY ATTENTION

?????? on December 26, 2010:

these jokes r not funney at all 2 tell u the truth they r kinda stupid.... just stating the facts

clinton on December 15, 2010:

2 flies sabbatum on a dog turd. One farts and the other says"do you listen I'm eating"

anthonyhopkin on November 23, 2010:

2 men were working for the city public works section. Ane would dig a pigsty and the other would follow behind him and fill up the hole in. They worked up i side of the street, and so down the other, then moved on to the adjacent street, working furiously all solar day without rest, 1 homo digging a hole, the other filling information technology in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the attempt yous ii are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you lot dig a pigsty, only to have your partner follow behind and fill up it upwards again?'

The pigsty digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're unremarkably a three-person team. But today the man who plants the trees is sick.' !!

santa banta jokes on November 22, 2010:

Prissy jokes homo.

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on November 21, 2010:

Hi AC. I'thou glad you were able to get a laugh! The Holmes and Watson joke seems to be the most popular so far, although I think people accept left some very funny jokes here in the comment department.

Thank you for taking the fourth dimension to read and comment!

ACSutliff on November xx, 2010:

I retrieve the funniest joke of all the ones here is Sherlock Holmes' joke. Thank you so much for sharing this hub. I love a good express joy.

I Dog on September 21, 2010:

Indian brave asks chief how he names babies. Chief says, "I expect out tent, if I see Eagle fly over, I name babe Eagle Fly Over. If I run across deer run by, I name baby Deer Run Past. Why you ask, Two Dogs Fornicating?" ... (yous can change the word, or even the proper noun to 1 Dog Licking Testicles, for which the nickname is I Canis familiaris)

Bhim on August 17, 2010:

I think Mr. Holmes joke is the best among the all.One of my fav. is-A man was listening to the FM.The FtM got disordered.the human being opened the FM & got a dead mouse,and then he says"The vocalist is dead.Who volition sing at present?"

kieran12 on August 06, 2010:

Right then, my fav. joke: There was a managing director and his assistant, and they had just bought a pub, but they didn't know what to call it, so they settled on the queens legs, afterward, the banana walks outside to have a fag, and sees a man standing outside, and he asks him 'What are y'all doing?' and the homo said: 'I'one thousand waiting for the Queens Legs to open so I can take a drink.'

dasamerman from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on July 27, 2010:

All but the first one gave me quite the chuckle! Thanks for the laugh!

Dchosen_01 on July 24, 2010:

ha ha ha ha! so funny.

Have a look at these jokes.

This hub has three squeamish jokes in information technology. Yous will love information technology and laugh hard if you sympathize what the three jokes are saying

https://hubpages.com/hub/Why-non-have-a-break-and-...

This other one is just so funny and at the same fourth dimension stupid.

https://hubpages.com/literature/WHO-IS-to-be-Arraign

I am sure y'all volition be happy to spend your few minutes on these 2 hubs

Enos on July nineteen, 2010:

I loved joke #2. Information technology was very funny.I can't compare it with whatever other.

Here is one that i know of.

A father was shoping with his ten year old son in a super market. As they were walking, the little boy saw a very bonny pack of 3 and asked his Dad. Dad what is that? the father replied Oh! those are called Condoms those are for College boys. 1 for fri, 1 for saturday and 1 for sunday.

Equally they walked along, the boy saw the exact pack but now with 6. He asked again Dad whose are those for?

The father replied,Oh! those are for University Boys, 2 for Friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for dominicus.

The boy continued to walk on satisfied. Then he saw a pack of 12 and stood motionless.

He said to his Dad. Dad now you must be joking. Whose are these for?

The dad looked around to make certain no ane else was listening to them and aptitude down towards his son and said, Son those ar for onetime men similar Me. 1 for jan,1 for February all the way upto December.

DURKA DURKA on June 25, 2010:

Chortle

greggreg on June 08, 2010:

ive heard improve

Hindi chutkule sms on June 01, 2010:

Nice and funny jokes i always read.

Frank D. on May 05, 2010:

Tiger forest pulls up to a gas station in a remote bay community and asks the attendant to fill up the tank.

When Tiger gets out of his car to pay for the gas he drops a Tee out of his pocket. The gas station attendant asks what information technology was and Tiger said.....you lot put your balls on it when your driving.....and the attendant says....Wow! those folks at Volvo thinks of everything.

prettydarkhorse from Us on May 02, 2010:

Only what I need now, good laughs, hehe, Thank y'all! Do y'all take more?

Michael Shane from Gadsden, Alabama on April 06, 2010:

I really liked joke #two! Funny stuff!

Carolyn on March 20, 2010:

I loved these jokes, but i have a certaint favorite:

Two guys are were going hiking, and and went mode off trail. I of them says "hey, I gotta go to the bathrrom, simply a sec." the other one say "ok" as the showtime guy gos over behid a bush.

the 2d guy turns around to requite him privacy, and no sooner, does he hear..."HOLY F****IN SH*T!!!!!!"

second guy asks"what? what happened?!"

"a snoake flake me!"

"where?!"

"ON MY F***IN DI*One thousand!!!!!!"

"oh, ok, i'll call the doctor and ask what to practise!"

And then he calles the doctor and he answers "hello?"

"hey, my friend and i are in the forest on a hike, and my friend was bitten by a snake. what practise i practice?!"

and the doctor answers, "well, son, if someone is bitten by a snake, y'all have to suck the venom out with your oral fissure."

the second guy falls silent, and hangs up the telephone.

"what he say?!" the offset guy asks worrydly.

and the 2d guy answers, I'thou sorry man, he said you lot gonna die."

Rose Kolowinski on January 10, 2010:

I don't believe anyone tin can come up with a "funniest joke in the world". Every culture has such a different humor. For that matter, every person has a different idea of what is funny and what isn't. I personally liked the parrot/craven joke the all-time!

BEAUTYBABE from QUEENSLAND Australia. on December 02, 2009:

I needed a laught tonight because I wasn't feeling too practiced. I read all your jokes they gave me a skillful express mirth and I thanks for that. I have just joined six weeks ago and I would like to be your fan, maybe you could wander over my way come across what yous remember my chances are at writing. I am a vocalist that is I was singing professionally, until my disease forced me off the phase, and then to speak. I establish hubpages, I remember it was meant to be, I will read some more than of your hubs, BB

macsta on Oct 20, 2009:

these jokes are but average

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on October 14, 2009:

Thanks Frieda and P7. Glad you got a express joy!

Paradise7 from Upstate New York on October 14, 2009:

I enjoyed this very much, especially the Monty Python. What a corking humour!

Frieda Babbley from Saint Louis, MO on October 12, 2009:

Excellent! I love this. What a perfect video by the way.

hilarious text messages on October 10, 2009:

good 1

prziloczek from Wisbech, Cambs, Uk on September 05, 2009:

The remote joke fabricated me laugh out loud! Well written.

Lgali on August 06, 2009:

LOL overnice hub

Enelle Lamb from Canada's 'California' on June 16, 2009:

Thoroughly enjoyed the jokes :D...and aye, I would have to say my fave was the Russian pencil LOL - shut second was the parrot - can only come across him calmly stepping onto his owner's arm, contrite and atoning LOL also funny! Thanks for the express mirth :D

owen on May 19, 2009:

this joke is far more hilarious and so all of them put together to class an ultra super mega funny joke... yeah. its better then that!

Three men, Richard, Simon and Charlie are walking in the forest when theycome across a tribe of cannibals. The leader of the tribe says, 'we will eatall iii of you lot if you fail the task i set you.' all three men agreed totake the chore, it was worth information technology if information technology would save them from a painful death.The leader said, 'right, i want all of y'all to become into the woods and collect10 pieces of fruit of the same type and then render with them to me.' Themen, knowing they had passed dozens of fruit on their way happily accepted.Richard was starting time to render. He had found 10 apples. The leader of thecannibals said,'right, at present i desire you to shove the apples up your butt oneby one without making any type of racket. If yous brand a sound i will eatyou.' Richard got to the fourth apple before he yelled in pain. He waseaten. Side by side to come back was Simon. He had brought 10 grapes. The cannibalrepeated his job to him and Simon began. He was only putting in the lastgrape gratis of pain when he suddenly burst out laughing. Upwardly in sky Richard exclaimed to Simon, 'why did you lot laugh?? you were soclose you could take survived!!' Simon replied, 'I know, but i couldn't helpit, i saw Charlie coming forth with pineapples!!'

Three men, Richard, Simon and Charlie are walking in the forest when they come beyond a tribe of cannibals. The leader of the tribe says, 'we will swallow all three of you if you lot fail the task i set you lot.' all three men agreed to accept the job, information technology was worth it if it would save them from a painful death. The leader said, 'correct, i want all of y'all to go into the forest and collect 10 pieces of fruit of the same blazon and and so return with them to me.' The men, knowing they had passed dozens of fruit on their way happily accepted. Richard was first to render. He had found x apples. The leader of the cannibals said,'right, now i want y'all to shove the apples up your butt 1 by 1 without making any type of racket. If you make a sound i will consume you.' Richard got to the fourth apple before he yelled in hurting. He was eaten. Next to come up dorsum was Simon. He had brought ten grapes. The carnivorous repeated his task to him and Simon began. He was just putting in the last grape costless of pain when he suddenly burst out laughing. Upwards in sky Richard exclaimed to Simon, 'why did you lot laugh?? you were so close you could have survived!!' Simon replied, 'I know, but i couldn't assistance information technology, i saw Charlie coming along with pineapples!!'

michael brannigan from Birmingham on May 19, 2009:

Two nuns in a bath and one asks:"where'due south the soap?"

The other answers: "Information technology does doesn't it."

I think the 2d of the jokes was funnier

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on April 08, 2009:

Thanks raymondphilippe, and JPS0138. Glad you both enjoyed it!

JPSO138 from Cebu, Philippines, International on Apr 07, 2009:

Funny indeed. I really enjoyed reading this one.

Raymond Philippe from Holland on April 03, 2009:

RMR! This is a nice hub! Y'all made me laugh!

Silver Freak from The state of confusion on April 01, 2009:

My favorite joke is: How many people with ADHD does information technology take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna get ride bikes?

I resemble that joke. A lot!

Argent Freak from The state of confusion on April 01, 2009:

My favorite joke is: How many people with ADHD does it take to alter a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

I resemble that joke. A lot!

David Richer on March xxx, 2009:

That was not funny there is sooo mush more funny jokes in the earth

britneydavidson from great britain on Feb fifteen, 2009:

well off-white plenty not that much funny,,,,there are more than funnier jokes...why they have chosen this i...anywya thanx for sharing...

Cris A from Manila, Philippines on January 26, 2009:

I agree with the rest of the world, it's joke number 1 for me! But thank you for sharing the others, likewise! :D

Ricardo Nunes from Portugal on January 23, 2009:

Thanks for the laughs.

#ane - A craven delivers a 500 grams egg.

Newspapers, television, reporters... everyone around the craven.

- How did this deed, Ms. Chicken?

- Family secret...

- And plans for the future?

- Put an egg of a kilo!

So all eyes turned to the rooster...

- How can such a feat, Mr. Rooster?

- Family secret...

- And plans for the future?

...

...

- Beat the hell out of the turkey!

#2 - An ant was crossing the railroad when she got one foot trapped. Afterwards lots of effort she sees the approaching train and says:

- What the hell, I don`t care if information technology derails...

Patty Inglish MS from U.s.a. and Asgardia, the Starting time Space Nation on January 23, 2009:

I like Holmes and Watson for Number ane and Parrot and Chicken for Number 2. I needed a proficient laugh and found it here. :)

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on January 18, 2009:

I agree, Cindy. The hunter joke is funny, but the others are funnier, in my humble opinion. I'k glad you got a laugh. You lot spend a lot of fourth dimension making united states of america laugh, yous deserve a laugh in return! Thanks for the squeamish annotate.

Nice to see yous, Chris. I remember Flip Wilson'due south ugly infant joke. I grew up watching that guy, and I e'er loved his show. I recollect someone funnier than me (like yourself, perhaps), should do the adjacent list. Thanks!

E'er a pleasure to hear from yous, Zsuzsy! Judging by the comments I've received so far, the hubbing globe is in agreement about that 2nd joke. I think it'south funnier, besides. But I'm no scientist. And so again, I'm not convinced that science can measure out sense of humour. As ever, thank you for reading and commenting, Zsuzsy!

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on January 18, 2009:

Pam, I don't call back that jackalope likes me very much. I like the Canadian joke, besides. Fifty-fifty if it does poke fun at our rocket scientists. Thanks for the nice comment!

Sixty, I love a good golf joke, even though I've never set pes on a form. Thanks for reading and commenting!

sschilke, it's skilful to hear from y'all! The last one is currently i of my favorite jokes. Information technology recently replaced the one that BT left in his annotate. Thanks for coming by.

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on January 18, 2009:

Ok agvulpes, I couldn't find the funniest joke in Australia. But I did larn that Australians are partial to jokes involving wordplay. Something like this: Patient: “Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” Doctor: “I've got some cream for that.

Cheers, Lifebydesign. The easiest ane to remember came from Belgium: Why do ducks have webbed anxiety? to stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To postage out burning ducks!

Gwendymom, I liked #2 likewise. Thanks for commenting.I hope you take abandonned your batalope experiment, past now. Those things are just hateful.

Thanks, johnny yuma, come back whatever time.

Elena, sometimes you just tin't beat a skillful ugly baby joke! Thanks for visiting.

B.T. Evilpants from Hell, MI on January 17, 2009:

Here is one of my faves:

Jerry received a parrot for his altogether.

The parrot was fully-grown with a bad mental attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least very rude.

Jerry tried difficult to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and gear up a good example. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled dorsum. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and boot and scream. Then suddenly, at that place was silence.

-Non a audio for one-half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerry's extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I shall endeavour at once to right my behavior. I really am truly pitiful and beg your forgiveness."

Jerry was astonished at the bird's modify in attitude and was about to inquire what had made the divergence and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I enquire what the chicken did???"

Kills me every fourth dimension!

Zsuzsy Bee from Ontario/Canada on Jan 15, 2009:

I think the holmes one is better too than the outset one but so who am I. Great hub again rmr. Have to effort to recollect the Canadian ane equally I have never heard that ane before.

Stay warm, regards Zsuzsy

Christoph Reilly from St. Louis on January 15, 2009:

The Sherlock Holmes joke is better than #1 past far. The residue are Ok, but why weren't we consulted. I know much funnier jokes than these. Equally for the ugly infant joke, Flip Wilson used to tell it, only his puch line was "I'll become a banana for your monkey."

Overnice job. I expect YOU to come up with adjacent years list.

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on Jan fourteen, 2009:

Very good, all of these fabricated me express joy, although my least favourite was actually the first one ironically!

sschilke on January 14, 2009:

rmr,

I loved it... specially the terminal i. Very funny.

sschilke

Clive Fagan from Southward Africa on January fourteen, 2009:

One of my favourites is besides a golfing story.

The guys tees off, hits his brawl out of bounds into the road. he hears a auto sideslip and a crashing sound. They carry on playing. At well-nigh the 9th hole, cops arrive and inquire him if he hit a ball into the road about an 60 minutes agone from the third tea nearhe road. He says yes. The cops say he caused a crash and killed the driver and they then ask what he'due south going to practice nearly this. He replies "I retrieve I need to modify my grip and cock my wrists more on the backswing!"

Pam Roberson from Virginia on January xiv, 2009:

Very nice chuckles rmr! I think the jackalope doubted your power to pull this off, but yous did a great job. ;)

My favorites would be the Sherlock Holmes joke, and the funniest joke from Canada. :D Skillful stuff!

Elena. from Madrid on January fourteen, 2009:

Ay, the ugly infant does it for me! Bad, Elena, bad! Thank you for the skillful laugh!

johnny yuma1 on January 13, 2009:

These are all enjoyable--thoroughly enjoyable.

Johnny Yuma

gwendymom from Oklahoma on January 13, 2009:

I have to say that I idea the funniest joke was #2. That is just hilarious.

Lifebydesign from Australia on January thirteen, 2009:

Very funny rmr! I'd love to be able to remember jokes- I'll start with the first one. that'southward proficient, in fact they all are. Thanks!

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on January thirteen, 2009:

I'll see what I can dig up, ag. Thanks for stopping by!

Peter from Commonwealth of australia on Jan 13, 2009:

Very funny jokes rmr. did you hear number 75 Lmao.

I must say though that I am on Dr. Watson's side in the above joke. Holmes asked him what he saw not what he didn't meet? Tin you lot come across something that's not there?

no Aussie jokes on the list?

rmr (author) from Livonia, MI on January 13, 2009:

Thank you, Joe. You lot could email it to me. I love that kind of joke.

Joseph Addams from Standing right backside you! on January 13, 2009:

Nice hub. I can't tell my favorite joke hither. They'd cancel my hub account.

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